• baby: m-m-ma-
  • mother: are you trying to say mama? come on baby! you can do it!
  • baby: m-m-m-
  • mother: yes, say mama!
  • baby: ma-ma!
  • mother: oh my! it's a miracle! baby's first wor-
  • baby: just killed a man
  • mother: wut
  • baby: put a gun against his head
  • mother: u are a baby, where are you getting firearms
  • baby: pulled my trigger now he's dead
  • mother: you are only a baby. what is going on
  • baby: mama, life had just begun
  • mother: yeah u were born like 2 minutes ago
  • baby: but now i've gone and thrown it all away
  • mother: am i being punk'd
  • baby: mammaaaaaaa ooOOOOoohhHHHHh
  • back up babies: (any way the wind blows)
  • baby: didn't mean to make you cry. if im not back again this time tomorrow
  • mother: where u gonna go. u a baby. u dont even have a driver's license
  • baby: carry onnnn, carry onnn, as if nothing really matters
  • mother: omg my baby's first words!

soft-leg:

sharkhugger:

Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong Kong.

From Honduras to New Caledonia, from the Bahamas to the Maldives, the people have spoken. And governments have listened. Now is the time for Hong Kong to wake up! The public is ready. The business sector is behind us. Now is the time for a total sale and possession ban on shark fin in Hong Kong. By doing so, Hong Kong will take a giant step to join the conservation efforts of numerous countries around the world who have enacted shark protection legislation. In Latin America it will join Honduras. In the United States it will join California, New York, Hawaii, Washington, Maryland, Delaware and Oregon. In the Pacific region it will join Palau, Tokelau, Marshall Islands, French Polynesia, Cook Islands, American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands and New Caledonia. Even China has agreed to stop serving shark fin soup at official banquets, to take effect in the next year or two.

Banning shark fin from the streets of Hong Kong will be the single most important marine conservation achievement of the year. It will be an important step towards protecting the health of our oceans. It will also remove the stain on Hong Kong’s reputation as a world-class tourism hub.

This petition is endorsed by: Shark Rescue

BALLSIEST. PETITION. EVER.

IF THERE WAS EVER A HEAD TO THIS DRAGON - THERE IT IS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HUGE DIFFERENCE THIS WOULD MAKE??? WITHOUT THE ISSUE OF SHARK FIN SOUP WE COULD CONCENTRATE ON THE ISSUE OF BYCATCH AND SOLVE THIS ISSUE PERMANENTLY.

THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEASE SIGN IT

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tattoo-on-my-heart:

this is the best thing I’ve seen

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jack3013:

nerdtacos:

mixologytonothing:

heartshapedboxofpinsandwires:

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

sherlockedandnotginger:

onlyslightly:

Fixed it.

Give this ALL THE NOTES please.

I dont wanna date boys who are so unbelievably insecure and obsessed with whatever I did in sex life prior to meeting them. You look at me and all you can think about is other guys pounding me? Sounds like a personal problem, asshole.

Kid: Why is it so bad for girls to be “a slut?”

Me: Oh, it isn’t really. But guys don’t like when a girl has a lot of sexual experience cause then they can tell if a guy is good or bad in bed. They prefer girls to be virgins, cause then she can’t tell how bad he might be at it.

oh shiiiiit, that last comment is gold

John Green said it best: “Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?” No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this front than men. Also, it’s such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine if I tried eating Cheerios for breakfast. Would Cheerios be like ‘I’m the 48th cereal you’ve tried eating!? I don’t feel special.’ Well then screw you Cheerios, I can’t go into the past and uneat all those cereals, but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinly enjoy your wholegrain crunch…”

All of this

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Tags: yes

alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

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thegreatcatzby:

hesolvescrimesandiblogaboutit:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

Okay so google has “Search Images” and “Search Videos” options but what we really need it a “Search GIF” option

1) Search whatever you need in Google Images.

image

2) Add “filetype:gif” to the search

image

3) Hit enter.

image

Only GIFs show up.

You’re welcome.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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Tags: reference

fishgrl0:

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

I’m pretty sure this is how Clint feels about Natasha

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adventaim:

Evanna Lynch, the embodiment of fangirls who get to work with the people they fangirl about.

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4-r-y:

seer-of-blood:

AU In Which Nothing Ever Went Wrong.  Ever.

Dave makes me scared

4-r-y:

seer-of-blood:

AU In Which Nothing Ever Went Wrong.  Ever.

Dave makes me scared

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Tags: homestuck

helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

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dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

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lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Tags: that's cute

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