random AUs for your otp

wintersoldeirs:

  • met at a charity kissing booth au
  • sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
  • highschool party au with spin the bottle
  • neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
  • met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
  • 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
  • lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au

(via invaderfuzzytalon)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via best-text-posts)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(via invaderfuzzytalon)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via ryan-thejokesonme-guy)

constantcuddles:

rats-oncrackattack:

I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.


Help.

Free her

(via ryan-thejokesonme-guy)

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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(Source: bowel, via best-text-posts)

Tags: time bruh years

pardonmewhileipanic:

my ass would be on the ground CRYING

(Source: lolgifs.net, via invaderfuzzytalon)

Tags: spider scared

buttdeath:

make this the new meme

buttdeath:

make this the new meme

(via invaderfuzzytalon)

ladygallaxi:

omg

ladygallaxi:

omg

(via kaiju3)

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

(via tbotofficial)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

vigaishere:

missymagius:

relationship goals

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And when you grow up…

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(via invaderfuzzytalon)

ikimaru:

and here’s the evil dorito

Health and hygiene before modern times

  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?
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